Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Starburns

Starburns are one of the best types of facial hair that anyone on the planet could possibly have. Starburns are when your sideburns come down and are shaved into stars thus making starburns. Starburns are an extreme facial hair choice that you must commit fully to you can’t just go half way. Starburns require a lot of upkeep and are very high maintenance. Usually starburns are just by themselves they usually not seen with like a moustache or a beard. They are like mutton chops except with cool shapes in the end you can shave other things into your sideburns as well like lightning bolts.  

Neck beard

The neck beard is one of the most interesting of the interesting facial hair choices I have shown on this list. The neck beard makes no sense it is just a weird thing that some lucky people are stuck with. The neck beard is a bunch of facial hair that grows out of the neck of the unlucky person who is stuck with it. The neck beard gets extremely itchy and hard to deal with. There are many different sizes of neck beard that you can go with a short and trimmed or full unshaven. The neck beard is not a facial hair choice that I would recommend it does not look good and it is just annoying.

1970's moustache

The 1970’s moustache is a moustache that was one of the most common things that came up when I Googled 1970’s moustache. It is an interesting facial hair for sure. The moustache is extremely cropped at the corner of the lips and if the person who has it keeps it right it only covers the top lip and nothing else but the top lip. This moustache is becoming less and less common as the years pass from the 1970’s to now. You see it a lot on the elderly and not so much on anyone else anymore but if you look at any pictures of these same old people they have been sporting this moustache since it was really cool in the 1970’s.

Soul Patch

Soul patches are with out a doubt one of the most interesting facial hair choices you could have. I hate soul patches it is just something about them you kind of just want to pull on them it just weird when all you have for facial hair is a little piece of hair that grows out of your bottom lip. Why? This is another common choice for facial hair choice for males on the east coast and a lot of guys in Hollywood. If I ever have just a soul patch I give anyone who reads this full permission to come up to me even if I don’t know you and pull on my soul patch as hard as you can.

Fu Manchu

The Fu Manchu moustache is most definitely an interesting facial hair choice. The name Fu Manchu comes from a man in a book who was the quintessential evil character in any book. He was also in several movies and the moustache was named after him. The Fu Manchu moustache is kind of like the handlebar moustache except it is thinner than a handlebar moustache. You rarely see a Fu Manchu moustache it is very rare it is hard to keep it from just turning into a handle bar moustache. A difference is that the Fu Manchu only grows out of your upper lip.

Pencil thin beard

The pencil thin beard is an interesting choice for facial hair for sure. It is only right for some people it is an extremely common choice for facial hair for people living on the east coast. It is extremely rare that you will find one of these pencil thin beards in a place like a motorcycle rally or any place like a motorcycle rally. These were more common in the 1990’s when we were in the boy band era many of the boy bands had members with a pencil thin beard. At times the Backstreet Boys had two pencil thin beards in their band. These types of beards take a lot of maintenance and are a little annoying to take care of.

ZZ Top Beard

The ZZ Top beard is a type of facial hair that people gut when they don’t shave for a really long time. This beard has been made famous by the members of ZZ Top and Santa Clause. ZZ Top farmed in 1969 and has been together since. The two members of the band with beards have been growing their beard out since at least 1974 and have not shaved one of the members of the band did shave though. Professional baseball pitcher Brian Wilson seems to be going for a ZZ Top beard but his beard has only been going for a little over a year.